ahem..........last paper today!!!!weeeee!!!n since its a subject my brain can compute in the NUMBED state.....m FREEEEEEE........
so over the last 1-1.5 months i ve been fooled...yelled at....embarrased..surprised....almost died of coffee induced acidity(severe)...gotten dreams bout daddy dear threatenin to kill a certain teacher....n ALL coz o very interestin n entertainin EVENTS.
event 1-All Fools Day.
i KNEW this twerp was gonna try n pull a fast one on me....i KNEW it......n HOW DUMB am i...i still fell for it(she made it sound VERY convincing ,in my defence)
she APPARENTLY broke her arm..runnin down the stairs n fallin.
i bought the story,(yea yea you can hrow whatever u re holdin at the screen....really DENSE o me)
the WHOLE day i kept doubting it n when i asked her i got nicely yelled at n emotionally blackmailed for thinkin she d ever lie bout such a thing.
a certain other LARGE friend was IN the plan.n then they burst into my house in the evening.....after i was done tellin my parents,neighbours,the bai,classmates,a certain deaf grandmom etc bout her BROKEN arm......
yea fine,i was FOOLED.
but now hold ur asses fellas.....revenge will be mine.....sweet sweet revenge.
event 2-exams
not worth writing about......
but the acidity was bad.
event 3-psychotic LIARS!
why do ppl lie...ok wrong question....(i can totally understand certain circumstances)..
WHy do FRIENDS lie to u bout GRAVE LIFE THREATENING illnesses like brain tumors n lung collapse???????
n also bout really teeny tiny trivial issues that are actually NON issues.like gettin a hair cut.BOSS ITS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!on ur head!the fluff s lesser than yesterday!!!!agree u weird psycho!
event 4-big giant bikes.
karan got a new bike.its bloody huge!n scary....it is heavy,too high up from the ground...has nowhere to keep the bag,suddenly picks up speed n is OVERALL a risky affair.
sorry i just DONT get it.
hehe.(but secretly i kinda like it.i even posed for pics on it!!(:p)
(this is written a few days later)
now that the holiday feeling is sinking in...gau n me decided to focus on our BIG PLAN of losing weight n gettin fitter..so swim suits were dug up.caps located(the weird silicon ones which dun look like they d even fit your 3 yr old cuz.....)....goggles unfortunately cud nt be found....
n we headed off to an evening of fun n frolic.n yes...exercise in the pool.
thanks to the very affable PMC...every other road is blocked n surly hawaldars very rudely ask u to turn around n go the other way....so gauri had to travel DOUBLE the distance in the HEAT to the pool....
i was already WEARING the swimsuit under my clothes.point to be noted.
n we go...big grins on our faces.......waiting to just jump into the pool....
n its green.with bugs n twigs floating in it.i think i also saw a stray hairball(gag gag)
"we re sorry to inform all the members that pool will remain closed till saturday.sorry for the inconvenience caused"
[Memebers also to note that the pool will close early at 6 pm on saturday because of "birthday party]
lovely no???
we sat n bitched bout fate n gauri mumbled bout some"signs"(ok not mumbled.she was very audible but i tried to ignore that bit.SIGNS?????)the ever optimistic me had to come to the rescue n assure her that there are no SIGNS n that we d come swimmin as soon as its open.
and we SHALL. Amen.
hence the story of the non-swimming popats.
But ONE DAY....ONE DAY we will swim in that cool pool-wid chlorinated water and minor negligible amounts of human pee.ONE DAY.
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